License Agreement:

Consult your physician before starting this program.  Batteries not included. 
May cause drowsiness.  Must be over 17.  Not available in all states.  Not
responsible for acts of God.  Prices subject to change.  Proof of purchase
required.  Read label before using.  Some assembly required.  Not responsible
for typographical errors.  Some restrictions apply.  Subject to local
regulation.  Warrantee period limited.  Close cover before striking.  No
resemblance to any person, living or dead, is intended.  Subject to
availability.  No COD's.  Sales tax not included.  Local restrictions may
apply.  Shipping & handling extra.  All orders subject to review.  For
external use only.  Do not give to children under 8 years of age.  May cause
excitability.  Avoid alcoholic beverages while using this software.  Use
caution while operating mechanical devices.  If symptoms persist, consult
your physician.  Keep this and all software out of the reach of children. 
May be unsuitable for sensitive people.  Parental guidance suggested.  Do not
use this software if you are currently taking a drug for depression.  Neither
the seller nor the manufacture will be liable for any brain damage arising
from the use of this software.  The buyer assumes all risks associated with
using this product.  In case of irritation, flush eyes with cold water and
consult your physician.  This software is not a savings account and is not
insured by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation.  Use with adequate
ventilation.  Avoid prolonged or repeated contact with skin.  Contents under
pressure; do not puncture or incinerate.  Store in original containers. 
Always replace sleeve before discarding any computer disk.  Get medical
attention if symptoms persist.  Harmful if swallowed.  Do not remain in
enclose areas after use.  Not responsible if you've fallen and can't get up. 
Please adhere to this warning!