Dead Kennedys:

               Too drunk to fuck
               =================

               Went to a party
               I danced all night
               I drank sixteen beers 
               and I started up a fight

               But now I'm jaded
               You're out of luck
               I'm rolling down the stairs
               too drunk to fuck

                      Too drunk to fuck 

                      Too drunk to fuck
                 Too drunk,       to fuck
             I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to fuck


               I like your stories
               I like your gun
               Shooting out cop tires 
               sounds like loads and loads of fun

               But in my room
               Wish you were dead
               You ball like the baby
               in Eraserhead

               Too drunk to fuck
               It's all I need right now
               Too drunk to fuck


               I'm sick soft gooey and cold, too drunk to fuck

               I'm about to drop
               My head's a mess
               The only salvation is
               I'll never see you again

               You give me head
               It makes it worse
               Take out your fucking retainer
               put it in your purse

               It's all I need right now, oh baby
               I'm melting like an ice cream bar, oh baby
               And now I got diarrhea, too drunk to fuck