Jess does not exist. He is not on this plane of existence. He roams the problem space, eternally looking for an answer tree to fulfill his every need. The Jess you may think you know is just a bunch of ducks cleverly disguised in a Jess-suit. When Jess returns from problem space, he will have all the answers and the forces of verbosity shall reign supreme.

If Jess did exist, he would handle most of the graphics around verbosity. Also, he would probably contribute quite a few articles and gleefully perform the "ugly jobs" of 'zine publication. However, we've already established that Jess does not exist. Respect the ducks.