'Tis the season, jerk...
Imagine a(n)(animated) rule-line, Yoda.

Beatniks On the Internet -- a quite colorful starting point for any hep or cool cat, daddy-o.

Ooze Magazine -- a terrific 'zine, full of all the stuff that verbosity might have neglected to cover in any given month.

Shaft -- they say this cat's a bad mutha...

Disney Urban Legends -- Is Walt Disney's head really frozen? Does Jasmine attempt to coerce teens to prance around buck naked in Aladdin? Probably not.

The Super-Hero Generator -- perfect for when you feel the urge to fight crime but don't have the time to come up with an uncanny power, an amazing name, or a fantastic origin.

Evisance University -- the perfect place to learn those basic hacking skills you've been meaning to pick up, from Telnet 101 all the way up to major attacks.

The Oracle of Bacon -- every single Internet-related publication on God's green earth has covered this site in the last few months. We didn't want to be left out.

How Do They Do That with HTML? -- learn how to overuse font faces and nonstandard tables--just like us!

Holiday Sites:
  • Is There Really A Santa Claus? -- SPY Magazine's careful study, which would seem to severely invalidate this issue's interview.

  • The Grinch Net -- I hear that Ted Turner is going to be showing How the Grinch Stole Christmas this year...

  • The Nightmare Before Christmas -- a movie guaranteed to add to any clown-related phobias you might already possess.

  • Reindeer Owners and Breeders -- in this site's own words, it exists "to promote interest in the reindeer whenever possible in order to attract new breeders for the conservation and well being of the breed."

  • Chanukah on the Net -- Menorahs, dreidels, the victory of the Maccabees, the rededication of the Jerusalem Temple, and more!

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