We Resolve To...

Wether you like it or not, it's the beginning of a new year. The first day of the rest of your life, yada, yada, yada. Well, here at Verbosity, we say that if the resolution isn't big enough, you'll just have to scroll. We got three members of the CAO to share their New Year's Resolutions with us.
Citizen Andy
  • Get to work on time so I can make more money and pay Seth back.
  • Beat anybody in Quake II.
  • Try to have the Johnny Depp's hairstyle from the movie Ed Wood.
  • Meet Manute Bol.
  • Revamp CHKDSK.
  • Eat more Turnips.
  • Find a girlfriend before I go completly mad.
  • Did someone say pork skins?
  • Learn the Macarena.
  • Find a bucket that I can carry a tune in.
Citizen Chris
  • Keep the interval between issues of verbosity less than 3 months. ;)
  • Gain Weight.
  • Mention Placido Domingo more often in conversation.
  • Uncover and expose the Colonel's secret recipe.
  • Beat Dopey in QuakeII
  • Keep Citizen A from learing the Macarena at all costs!
  • Affect a Hungarian accent when dealing with any member of the organized crime underworld.
  • Become the 6th Spice Girl
Citizen Seth
  • Keep finding ways to make present buying for Stef easy. ;)
  • Help Andy get rich so he can pay me back.
  • Find a real job.
  • Find the opportunity to use the word "socio-political" or "socio-economic" in a real conversation.
  • Turn 21!
  • Get an enemy. Life is more fun with someone to hate.
  • Interview Gabe from CHKDSK.
  • Get my MHz rating into the triple digits.
  • 800x600
  • Grow a beard.
  • Get BNL to play at The Office. ;)
  • Use Esquire to become the perfect man.
  • Learn Assembly Language, C, Perl, and CGI.
  • Find a way to make the 2 previous resolutions mesh.
  • Get RJ to return that interview for Verbosity.
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