Hi, Will there be a issue #8 of verbosity? I've enjoyed previous issues, you guys were great. But site hasn't been updated in a while. Are you all partying or something?

Daniel

Hey man, when's that new verbosity hitting news stands?

Justin

Well if you're reading this then it's here. Look, don't bug us, we had to come in and do something about thost slackers that came before us. Besides, how much are you paying for your subscription? That's what I thought. As long as there is no flow of Lira, Pounds, Deutschmarks or Dollars from your pockets to ours then don't complain.

     Last year Demi Moore stared in a movie that many males all over the world had been long anticipating. Striptease was one of the biggest blockbusters of that time. Everyone who saw it pretty much agreed that Demi was pretty damn fine. But few have bothered to see the recent hit movie G.I. Jane. Of those who have most agree that she is far sexier in this film solely because of the fact that she shaved her head. Let's face it. Bald is sexy.
     Let's take a look at another shining actress. Sigorny Weaver. Out of all of the Alien movies, the one commonly expressed to be the favorite of most males is the third one. For none other reason than she has no hair. While not nearly as sexy as Demi Moore, even an actress who is not so attractive can be sexy if the hair comes off.
     Many other movies owe their success to a female character with a shaven head. Empire Records, Star Trek the movie, all of the Alien Nation shows, and well, I can't think of any more, but the evidence is all here.
     Do you think you'll be covering bald women in depth in any of your future issues?

Mike

We don't like to rule anything out, of course, but we've had a little trouble getting in touch with Demi lately. Have no fear, though... baldness is very close to our hearts and minds (and a certain co-editor's chin). We'll see what we can do.